I am determined to change my G rating, so here goes:
I once knew a gay missionary. Doing his work brought him spiritual ecstasy, even though, as a pastor, he had to deal with things like death. But such reality could not kill his joy. Eventually, he died. He was still a gay missionary when he died. And, unlike PJ, he was never known to have done a lapdance. The end.
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I'll tell the babies not to read this one.
Lap dances - heck no! not my style. (Does that mean I can still pass for "R"? lol)
Thanks for the visit and kind words!
Um, I would just like to state for the record that I have never done a lapdance. My alleged lapdancing is merely a product of LJ's overactive imagination. (I think she likes me or something.)
Davis, welcome! I thought your rant was very gentle given what you were ranting against. Sane people cut off testicles??? Geez.
PJ, please accept my apologies. Turns out my slander against you didn't bump my rating as hoped, anyway. And unlike others, "gay" and "ecstasy" and "death" didn't do it either. Missionary seems to be one of the nastiest words they can think of. And really, it's such a common position. Maybe I should write, "I'm 69 years old" and see what happens.
You guys....
I just blogged about my days in Japan as a um, you know, and I'm still a PG!
Well, I think it's perfectly scandalous :-) I have it on good authority that "torture" is good for the ratings. Maybe you could insert something like: ... he died after being tortured by PJ's lapdances. Just a thought.
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